Teaser Tuesday?

Lee Bross does this over on her blog. I guess I'll give it a shot on mine, since I'm burned out on NaNo right now (even though it is made of awesome and camels). Here's a little teaser from my upcoming release, Barbells At Christmas.  My dear, dear heroine, Lisa, is having issues with concentration during her work out.

Just as she finished wiping away the sweat, there was a movement at the corner of her eye. Still catching her breath, Lisa looked up, beheld the most perfect ass she'd ever seen climbing onto the treadmill in front of her, and forgot all about breathing.

She'd seen good butts before, but this one was…well. It was perfect. Round and juicy, like two peaches cuddling. Back when she'd been in college she'd taken an intro to philosophy class and they'd learnt about Platonic forms, the perfect instances of things and ideas from which all other things were derived. The form of the good. The form of the apple. The form of the chair.

This ass. It was the Form of the Ass. All other asses were but pale copies, mere shadows of Its glory. If Plato had talked about butts instead of virtues, well, maybe she wouldn’t have fallen asleep so often in that class and ended up with a C.

She wanted to bite it.

Oh, Lisa. That's not how you're supposed to feel the burn!

...Okay, back to Nano. My hero is meeting his antagonist whom he actually kind of likes and sympathizes with, oops.