Let's skip the foreplay and get straight to the penetraish.

Story is giving me blue balls. Is that even possible?

Hero: Hello! I am here to seduce you!
Heroine: Yes please.
Hero: Uh oh, I just wanted to seduce you to get something but now that I'm about to do the deed, I realize I kind of like you and that makes me feel bad about using you.
Heroine: ...Wouldn't fucking me make you feel better? Because I kind of want to!
Hero: I fear not. Look, let's just frot and oral for like 20k words while I struggle with my deep-seated angst.
Heroine: Ugh, boys.

ALWAYS FEELING THINGS, YEESH